Thursday, July 28, 2011

So this one time when I was fucking...

I had this squirt-er. I was a young man at the time but I still knew what a precious commodity a true squirt-er was in the 'list' of women a man would like to acquire over a life time of sexual prowess.

My brother for instance classifies them by race or nationality. He wanted to have an Asian, a European, a Black woman, etc - he calls himself an equal opportunity lover.

But for me, I like it in degrees of FREAKY. I want a girl who will let me fuck her in the ass. A girl who will let me cum in her mouth. A girl who will have a three-some and let me cum in her mouth and then put my cum in the other girl's mouth.

I wanted a squirt-er.

And I had her. And let me tell you it is an experience you never forget. I literally had to pull my cock out of her to remove the dam from her stream of cum. When I uncorked, it shot out of her like a super-soaker, splashing warm liquid all over my abdomen and drenching the sheets. It was REALLY HOT.

Anyway I was thinking about that as I drove into work today. I think it is interesting but I also found myself thinking that if you had any amount of sex on that bed you would need a new mattress regularly. She must have needed a plastic covering under the sheets?

Anyone know how to deal with that?? I would love comments on it.

By the way this is Estaban of course. Eden thinks I only get paid to work hahahaha. Apparently I get paid to blog too...

4 comments:

Eden Skye said...

Oh, you're gonna get paid. I'm just not telling you the currency.

ranaearnold said...

I'm on my hands and knees bowing. "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!" JK! Um, fucking wow! Do it on the linoleum. Obviously you would need to cover the bed with a washable good wear-n-tear blanket! The dam thing is hot...I know.

Theresa Fitzgerald Author said...

Plastic table cloth under towels. (from a gusher)

Curvaceous Dee said...

I use towels - we have a stack of 'bedroom towels' that are popped under me before the squirting starts. Most effective, and saves having to change the sheets every damned time.

xx Dee