Thursday, June 16, 2011

Screw the Ash Tree, I wanna know bout the ASS Tree...

Could you imagine a world where ass grew on trees? Apple-bottom trees? Peach trees? What would THOSE be in a world where asses grew on trees hmmm?

Nice juicy ass or ..umm... peaches ripe for the plucking?

I am sure that the Ash Tree is a marvelous novel. But I am here to talk about my exploits. My sexcapades.

Poor miss Eden. I plucked her forbidden apple years ago. And its still ripe...and fresh...and juicy.

Stop blushing baby doll, come over here and let me smack that ass a bit before I sit down, jerk off, and write this next story.

Eden may have gotten her kinky ideas from reading, but my writing is inspired by my real life.

Let me tell you something, there is no one out there who you can't roll around in the hay with if you play your cards right.

She is out of my league? Like hell she is. You just need to know what turns her on, and then do it relentlessly. Every in...eventually.

With that, this is Estaban Steel, signing out.


Eden Skye said...

Sad, but true. Estaban definitely knew what he was doing with me. Now he's got me right where he wants me.

Anonymous said...

So true, Esteban. So true :) And the greatest thing about that? It works whether you're seducing a man or a woman. :)