Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Wordless Wednesdays - Lazy

Why the fuck do writers do wordless Wednesdays? Fuck that. They do it because they are too lazy to actually type something out. (Says the man who types once a month in the blog) Well let me say that the last blog I did, talk heated up about squirting, and how it works for women.

Apparently, any woman CAN squirt once properly trained.

According to Eden all you need is:

Well practiced fingers


Losing the inhibition about the possibility you might pee

Fair enough. I think I should go on a personal tour teaching women how to find their inner squirt power. I asked Eden- is squirting better than not squirting?

Her reply was simple. "It's intense."

That works for me.

Of course when Eden said, "We need to lose the fear that we might pee on our partner."

I said, "What's wring with that?"

I'm all for intense bodily fluids so I'm sure we can work something out. After all the wetter the better right? Gotta love her though. She is so cute to worry. It's endearing. The only time she isn't worrying is when I've pushed my cock into her as deep as it can go. Though then she claims she is worried I will puncture her spleen. I don't buy it.

Judging by the look on her face, its pure fuck-me bliss.

1 comment:

Eden Skye said...

Thanks, babe, for implying I'm lazy. Funny, I don't think that was your complaint last night. I think, if I remember correctly, I tired you out. By the time I got done with you, you were draped over the bed like a wet rag.

And it wasn't my spleen I was worried about you hitting. I said pancreas.